Larry

Seeking the Love of Your Life? Have you been searching for your soulmate? What if your soulmate came with four paws, a motorboat purr, and a dashing tuxedo that never goes out of style? A furry shadow who will supervise every household activity, including those for which you did not request supervision?

Good news: Larry has submitted his application.

Better news: he's significantly less likely than a human soulmate to leave wet towels on the floor or ask to borrow money.

Born in September 2025, Larry is a handsome tuxedo gentleman who somehow manages to look ready for a black-tie gala at all times. Whether he's lounging on the couch, napping in a sunbeam, or plotting the downfall of a rogue cricket, Larry is always dressed to impress.

His greatest passion in life is love. Giving it. Receiving it. Rolling around in it. Larry believes affection is a renewable resource and sees no reason to conserve it. He'll happily curl up beside you, ...