ZERO

Hey there! My name is Zero. I am a five-year-old Terrier. Maybe you
have ninety-nine problems, but I will give you zero. I am an
extraordinarily well-behaved pup. I am potty-trained. I walk nicely on a
leash. I know many basic commands. I even know how to give a high
five (paw). I am a sweet, gentle, loving boy. Are you ready to take me
home now?