Zazu

Our Zazu may not be running a kingdom like his namesake, but he definitely carries himself like he could!

Also — much like his animated counterpart — his most noticeable feature is his head… which is approximately three sizes too big for his body. Zazu actually looks a little like a cartoon character, but please don't tell him we said that!

Seriously. If there was ever a reason to order a DNA test just out of curiosity, this boy would be it. He’s got the head of a Malinois and the body and legs of a Corgi, which leaves us with a lot of questions and absolutely no answers.

So we’ve come up with a few working theories:

• If you have sheep (or ducks) that need herding — congratulations, you may have found your guy.

• If you’ve always wanted a Malinois but don’t quite have the space for the full-size version — may we present the Mini-Mal™.

• Or may...