Symon

Hi. It’s me. Symon.

I’m a 10-month-old, 10-pound Chihuahua, and apparently I am currently accepting applications for my third adoptive home. ‍♀️

Before you judge me, I’d like to point out that I am VERY good at relationships.
I just prefer them one person at a time.

Here’s the deal: I pick a person. Usually it’s a woman, although I reserve the right to surprise everyone. Once I choose you, congratulations! You are now MY PERSON. I will love you, adore you, follow you around, and basically make you the center of my tiny Chihuahua universe.

Everyone else?

✨ Absolutely not. ✨

Did they walk into the room? Suspicious.
Did they shift positions on the couch? Rude.
Did they have the audacity to make a noise somewhere in MY house?

INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.

Yes, I will bark. Yes, I may growl. Yes, I am only 10 pounds. No, that information does not affect my confi...