Petunia

Dear Diary,

It’s me, 2 year old Petunia! Another day of being the most underrated queen of the rescue. I don’t mean to brag (okay, maybe just a little), but I’m basically the full package—smart, cuddly, playful, and did I mention I love snacks? Seriously, give me a crunchy veggie or a juicy piece of fruit, and I’m yours forever.

Today started off with my usual routine: wake up, stretch my 62-lb majestic self, and patiently wait for breakfast (extra points if there’s a treat involved). Then, it’s time for my morning zoomies—two walks a day AND some backyard play? Yes, please! I love a good game of fetch, splashing in water, or figuring out how to outsmart a puzzle toy. (Spoiler: I always win.)

I’m still on the hunt for my perfect human. I need someone patient and understanding because, well, I take a little time to warm up to new people. But once you’re in my inner circle? Oh boy, you’re i...