Moira

Moira is a glamorous 4-year-old diva who channels her inner Moira Rose with remarkable accuracy. Opinionated? Undoubtedly. Commanding? Naturally. Fluent in the dramatic arts? One would hope so.

Moira is exceptionally gifted at telling you exactly what she likes and precisely what she does not—often with the emotional range of an entire season of Sunrise Bay. She adores attention and expects her adoring public (you) to keep up with her needs. However, when overstimulated, she may become a little too… theatrical. A hiss here, a touch of attitude there—consider it part of her avant-garde performance style.

Because of her flair for expression, Moira is best suited for a home without young children. She prefers an audience capable of appreciating her subtleties (and her not-so-subtle cues).

She doesn’t instantly roll out the red carpet for new cats or dogs, but with time she warms up and learns to tolerate them—consider it her versio...