Meet Miranda Priestley. Don’t let the first week fool you. The first few days, you’ll basically be playing the most stressful game of hide and seek of your life. She’s incredibly good at finding spots you didn’t even know existed, and there will be moments where you’re convinced she’s vanished into thin air. She hasn’t. She’s just found a new hiding spot and is watching you panic from somewhere you’ll never guess.
But once she gets over that hump, a whole personality comes out. Playful, sassy, affectionate, and ready to make her presence known. And honestly, her profile alone could end careers. She’s giving face, she’s giving neck, she’s giving purr, she’s giving it all. That statuesque neck, those deep golden amber eyes that look right into you, a coat so soft it’s borderline chinchilla. I’m still convinced there’s some mink in there somewhere.