Meet Ethan! Hello there! I'm Ethan, and I'm here to tell you that I'm a cat of sophisticated tastes and well-established priorities.
Priority #1: FOOD. Let's just get that out there right away. I LOVE food. I love the smell of food. I love the anticipation of food. I love the actual eating of food. I love thinking about when food might happen next. Some cats are motivated by toys or attention - me? Show me the kibble and you've got my full attention!
Priority #2: Playing! I'm a handsome grey and white boy who enjoys a good romp. Feather wands? Excellent. Crinkly balls? Sign me up! I've got energy to burn and toys to conquer!
Priority #3: EPIC naps. After all that playing (and eating), a distinguished gentleman like myself needs his beauty rest. And I take my naps seriously - we're talking full commitment, maximum comfort, possibly sprawled in a sunbeam.
Now, here's the part where I need to be honest with you: ...