Doobie
domestic-short-hair·Male·4 months·2740 Festival Center Lane, Dublin
- Sex
- Male
- Weight
- 4.3 lbs
- Age
- 4 months
- Health
- Vaccinated
About Doobie
DOB: 5/23/2026
Job Title: Chief Executive Goofball & Lead Office Vocalist
Applicant: Doobie
Stats: 4.25 lbs of pure confidence | Tiny Head, Big Ears | Cross-Eyed Visionary
Professional Summary:
Look, my career started on the rough streets near a local dispensary, but I traded the feral life for executive desk duty. Today, I am a seasoned office assistant who specializes in nap management, moral support, and holding lengthy, vocal staff meetings. If you’re looking for a quiet, subtle companion... keep scrolling. I am super duper chatty and will narrate my entire workday, offer commentary on your phone calls, and loudly announce every single time I enter a room.
I might be little, but my personality easily weighs 50 lbs. With my giant satellite-dish ears, cross-eyed gaze, and delightfully round tummy, I am living proof that awkward is the new adorable.
Key Qualifications & Daily Operations:
Job Title: Chief Executive Goofball & Lead Office Vocalist
Applicant: Doobie
Stats: 4.25 lbs of pure confidence | Tiny Head, Big Ears | Cross-Eyed Visionary
Professional Summary:
Look, my career started on the rough streets near a local dispensary, but I traded the feral life for executive desk duty. Today, I am a seasoned office assistant who specializes in nap management, moral support, and holding lengthy, vocal staff meetings. If you’re looking for a quiet, subtle companion... keep scrolling. I am super duper chatty and will narrate my entire workday, offer commentary on your phone calls, and loudly announce every single time I enter a room.
I might be little, but my personality easily weighs 50 lbs. With my giant satellite-dish ears, cross-eyed gaze, and delightfully round tummy, I am living proof that awkward is the new adorable.
Key Qualifications & Daily Operations:
- Breed
- domestic-short-hair
- Color
- brown